Marathon Me

Hmmmmmm. I was recently in the store when I came across this new product, and was like … wtf? Now soda has antioxidants; who knew? It reminds me of the movie Idoiocracy where everyone and everything craved electrolytes (even plants). It cracks me up to see all this junk food getting vitamins and other silly things.

So I bought a 12 pack of the healthy? diet 7UP and brought it to my office. So far the reaction has been positive (it tastes like a Shirley Temple) and everyone is excited about getting their antioxidants. But now it is healthy, since it doesn’t have super sugary grenadine and is enhanced with antioxidants.

I’m hoping the antioxidants are able to counter act the cancer causing, brain-matter dissolving nastiness of the aspartame, also contained in this nice friendly diet soda.

Now if they would switch out to sucralose I’d be a much happier camper.

Cheers.

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